| <@Ytrrium> | So i was idly chatting with this girl last year. |
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<@Ytrrium> | She's somewhat attractive, and actually asked if i'd like to fool around with her, with becoming fuckbuddies in the future a possibility. |
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<@Ytrrium> | At the time I didn't want that, so i said no. But on that day, she mentioned something... |
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<@Ytrrium> | She was at the beach for a week and had gotten bad sunburn on her back. |
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<@Ytrrium> | I found a devious plan forming in my head. |
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<@Ytrrium> | With some planning on my part, fooling around was scheduled to occur the next day. |
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<@Ytrrium> | Stuff happened and i was doing her doggystyle on the floor of my apartment. I waited until i was about to finish, and pulled out my cock, rammed it in her ass, and slapped her sunburn as hard as i could. |
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<@Ytrrium> | The two black eyes and intensely painful bruised testicles were, in my opinion, very much worth it. |
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