| Primus521> | hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today |
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Primus521> | im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up |
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Primus521> | so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax |
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Primus521> | the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?" |
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Primus521> | lol |
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Primus521> | turns out he misheard him |
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Primus521> | he thought he said thumbtacs |
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Primus521> | you should have seen the look on the chicks face |
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Primus521> | omfg |
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Primus521> | til the day i die |
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Primus521> | i will never forget it |
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