| <_absent> | I wish j00 could modify chicks like you can do to pc's all plug and play and shit |
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<_absent> | if she talks to much |
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<_absent> | pull out her sound card |
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<APE_> | heh |
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<UzzaGangsta> | nah man |
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<UzzaGangsta> | have a control panel |
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<UzzaGangsta> | mute the complaint and talkative channels |
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<_absent> | j00 could upgrade her tits |
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<APE_> | install linux on her and customize away |
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<ShadowofBob> | and change her appearence =) |
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<UzzaGangsta> | overclock her sex drive O_O |
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<_absent> | she could playback mp3's too |
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<UzzaGangsta> | ja |
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<APE_> | and rip dvds on the fly |
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<ShadowofBob> | you'd probably add ports and drives to her :P |
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<UzzaGangsta> | heh shes already got the port im interested in O_O |
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<_absent> | women really should conform to standard pc architecture |
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<_absent> | it'd own |
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<ibor132> | yeah it would |
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