| <Dutch> | I've a girl coming over tomorrow to have sex with in my room |
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<Dutch> | what should i tell my mother |
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<Dutch> | so she don't suspect us doing naughty thing? |
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<Emma> | if she doesn't want you to shag in HER house, she's the one who needs to be respected |
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<Dutch> | my plan is telling my mother she is interested in playing some new video games on my computer |
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<Dutch> | would that work? |
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<Foxhill> | what if your mum runs in with a copy of wii bowling and an extra controller and you're busy getting a groinal spitbath? |
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<Foxhill> | it could happen.. |
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