| <@r0cko> | i think im getting to old for video games, I was playing NCAA and my fucking moron QB fumbled on the last play of the game that would have been a touchdown and won the game for me, so I take the controller and slam one of the corners on my desk and it exploded into about 50 pieces, when I was a kid I was never strong enough to break shit...damn |
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