| <blazed> | yeah, what do you guys do when nobody is watching you? |
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<PMonk> | roll my boogers into a ball and play with them, measure my dick with a tape ruler, chew my toenails.. |
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<princealbert> | try to suck my dick.. im making progress |
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<heurist> | clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room. |
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