| *** Joins: Pan`Da` (~WIN@p58-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz) |
<Pan`Da`> | clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room. |
<JoanDeArc> | Pan`Da`: was that a wrong window? |
<Pan`Da`> | WTF?? |
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