| dx> | i once ordered sears siding for the condo complex across the street |
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dx> | they showed up |
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dx> | and knocked on the first condo |
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dx> | and the dude called the landlord |
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dx> | and he comes out |
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dx> | and starts screaming at them |
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dx> | sears calls me back and asks whats wrong and i told them i had no idea what they were talking aboit |
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dx> | sears never called me again |
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dx> | :) |
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