| <Twiztid> | My gf called me gay |
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<Twiztid> | I came back with |
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<Twiztid> | "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk it?" |
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<Twiztid> | There was an akward silence... |
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<Linguica> | whats wrong with that |
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<Twiztid> | nothing |
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<Twiztid> | except I was talking to my grandfather |
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