| <specsmu> | ohhhh that reminds me |
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<specsmu> | after I went to petsmart I went to panda express |
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<specsmu> | I ordered my food, went through the line |
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<specsmu> | keep in mind I'm 6', full beard |
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<specsmu> | the lady looks at me, and says "can I help you, maam?" |
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<specsmu> | so I said in a really loud voice, "wow, they call me maam on the phone all the time, but never in person" |
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<specsmu> | she apologized... so after I called her "sir" once, I dropped it. |
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