| <opensoar> | you know how my wife looks really young right? |
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<jb> | yeah - she looks about 15 |
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<opensoar> | we'd been playing tennis and she was in little shorts and a t-shirt |
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<opensoar> | we went to a mall and i figured i'd embarrass her with a bit sloppy kiss.. |
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<jb> | lol - you bastard! |
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<opensoar> | after i'd slobbered all over her, she pushed me away and shouted out "Ew! Dad! GROSS!" |
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<opensoar> | the whole place thought i was some kind of pervy.. |
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