| <inspin> | so just as I cutting into my pizza, the bell rang |
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<inspin> | It was the little girl from nextdoor, asking where my sister was |
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<inspin> | so I hold up the knife covered in tomatosauce and say in an evil voice "she's not here right now" |
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<3ll3> | LOL |
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<inspin> | so she screams and runs away |
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<inspin> | I felt guitly so I start chasing her saying "I'm sorry" |
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<inspin> | Then her father sees me chasing after his little girl with, what he must have thougt, a bloody knife |
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<3ll3> | I hope he called the cops on you :p |
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<inspin> | well no, but I don't think I'm getting my knife back anytime soon :( |
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