| <J-Mart> | ok |
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<J-Mart> | this is the sickest thing ive ever heard |
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<J-Mart> | this girl that ive been friends with for a long time |
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<J-Mart> | she got plastered last night |
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<J-Mart> | so she starts laughin and told me that she did something really embarassing and she got grounded |
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<J-Mart> | so im all like "whats wrong babe" |
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<J-Mart> | and she hesitated |
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<J-Mart> | and what came next i would have never guessed |
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<J-Mart> | shes like "i took a poop in my closet" |
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<wc16> | ...rofl |
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<J-Mart> | and i didnt know what to say so i hung up |
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<kirbster> | wtf.... rofl |
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<J-Mart> | then she called back and said she was sorry and not to tell anybody |
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<J-Mart> | so i promised i wouldnt |
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<J-Mart> | then she was like "maybe the dog did it" |
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<CJinx> | rofl |
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<J-Mart> | SHE BLAMED IT ON THE DOG COME ON |
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<[SG]> | roflmao |
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<J-Mart> | and i stare at her ass all the time! |
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