| <Demonhunter> | so.. i may be losing my cable modem soon.. who knows |
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<Idle_Timmy> | man, that sucks. |
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<Idle_Timmy> | maybe you need a mike's hard lemonade. |
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<Demonhunter> | i need a liter of jaggermeister |
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<Demonhunter> | and alzadie |
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<Idle_Timmy> | tell me a hooker couldn't help. |
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<Demonhunter> | depends on the hooker |
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<Idle_Timmy> | a hooker with dsl in her hotel room |
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<Demonhunter> | ohh... |
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<Demonhunter> | now i could use that |
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<Demonhunter> | i would be downloading so much porn with her dsl connection... |
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<Idle_Timmy> | "What kind of 'bandwidth' do you get, if you know what i mean" |
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<Demonhunter> | hehe |
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<Idle_Timmy> | "Depends on your 'hardware', sugar" ;o |
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<Idle_Timmy> | "So where can i 'plug it in'?" |
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<Idle_Timmy> | "oooohh, you bring the 'modem', big boy, and i'll give you an 'outlet'" |
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<Idle_Timmy> | "oh yeah, baby, I got your modem RIGHT HERE" |
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<Idle_Timmy> | *pulls a laptop out of his trenchcoat* |
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<Demonhunter> | lmao... |
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<Idle_Timmy> | "now let's see if my 'router' is compatible with your 'hub' and we can get some 'peer to peer' action going" |
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