| <reptile-> | i like to masturbate |
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<reptile-> | heh |
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<reptile-> | I remember along time ago |
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<reptile-> | when I was like 8 er smthn |
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<reptile-> | my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or something |
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<reptile-> | and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!" |
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<reptile-> | !#@$ |
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