| <Claws> | Disabled people are the greatest. |
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<Claws> | I have a friend who is in a wheel chair and he has the most awesome sense of humour ever. |
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<Claws> | The other day two of my other friends were having an argument about something trivial, one of them turned to him and said "You'll stand up for me won't you" |
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<Claws> | He just looked him straight in the eye and with the straightest face you'll ever see, said "Only if your name's Jesus" |
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