| <drdink> | WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store | 
| <WaL-_-MarT> | cool, drdink.. | 
| <drdink> | actually what you do | 
| <drdink> | is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole | 
| <drdink> | and go get a portable phone from the electronics department | 
| <drdink> | and plug it in to the pole | 
| <drdink> | and you can walk around the store | 
| <drdink> | and they can't catch you | 
| <drdink> | just don't leave, or its stealing | 
 
     
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