| <@exit2eden9> | my mother just told me the funniest story ever |
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<@exit2eden9> | she was in the supermarket before, and this person in front of her was fighting with her toddler...who kept taking candy off the rack and putting it in the cart... |
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<@exit2eden9> | she was saying "no...you cannot have candy...it is almost dinner time and you cant have any" and this is going on for a while |
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<@exit2eden9> | so the kid yells really loud: |
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<@exit2eden9> | "if you dont let me have candy im gonna call gramma and tell her you had daddy's peepee in your mouth" |
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<@exit2eden9> | the woman ran out of the store...left all her groceries there |
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