| <Match> | eyeglass repair kits are so retarded |
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<H4Z3> | how so? |
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<Match> | if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so fucking small and hard to find? |
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<H4Z3> | umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver |
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<Match> | thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red |
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<Match> | or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps |
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<H4Z3> | cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly. |
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<H4Z3> | 'what the hell are you doing?' 'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.' |
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