| <cognac> | i've discovered some serious design flaws regarding the human body! |
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<cognac> | you see, we got two or more of almost all body parts.. |
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<cognac> | like ears, eyes, arms, legs, fingers, toes ++ |
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<cognac> | however, for the things that we REALLY like to do, like eating and fucking, we're only equipped with one tool |
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<cognac> | or perhaps my discovery is just the answer to why we like oral sex and why "american pie" was made? |
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