| Eldoran> | Umm lets see, it was recess during 4th grade and I was reading Return of the King, I think it was at the breaching of the gate.. but thats beside the point |
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Eldoran> | Then a quasi friend in my class approaches me, and tries to "call me out"... |
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Eldoran> | and I'm ignoring him... so he snatches my book from me and throws it on the ground. |
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CptAwesome> | So you stabbed him |
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Eldoran> | Hes standing square to me, with his fists up, and I step foward snap kick him in the crotch, then follow thru on the motion bringing my other legs knee up to his decending chin |
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CptAwesome> | then you stabbed him? |
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Eldoran> | No :{ |
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CptAwesome> | so, when the hell did you stab him? |
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Eldoran> | I never did! |
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CptAwesome> | Then how was this a fight? |
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