| @ian> | my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old |
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@ian> | and i was in like 4th grade |
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@ian> | so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid) |
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@ian> | we drank some cokes |
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@ian> | and we were bored |
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@ian> | so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of the cans |
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@ian> | and between both of us we like filled it up |
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@ian> | so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i don't want it |
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@ian> | OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE! |
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@ian> | THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX |
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@ian> | *drinks some more* |
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@ian> | GROSS |
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@ian> | throws it down |
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@ian> | YOU GUYS SUCK |
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@ian> | *leaves* |
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@ian> | then his mom got all pissed off |
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@ian> | now that i think about it |
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@ian> | it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other people's dicks have been on |
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@ian> | despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss |
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