| <eslice> | i just got a vm from some random hick asking for doug |
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<eslice> | wanted to know if i could do research on signature control for ground and air vehicles |
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<eslice> | wtf? |
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<eslice> | should i call back and act like i know wtf i'm talking about |
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<jestuh> | lol only if you record it |
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<eslice> | yeah i was just thinking about that |
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<hydro> | yes |
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<hydro> | that's what i did last week when some woman called me thinking i was her court-appointed lawyer in some contempt case against her ex-husband |
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<eslice> | hahaha |
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<eslice> | did you show up in court |
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<hydro> | haha no i didn't show up, she eventually figured out what was going on |
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<hydro> | i told her that i could just have her ex killed for her and nobody would have to know |
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<hydro> | and she kind of stuttered |
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<hydro> | then hung up |
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