| <Rod> | i wonder if that little RC plane with the camera on it could fly into some open windows and then drive around on the floor looking up ladies skirts |
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<Chris> | too noisy |
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<Rod> | all you need is a deaf girl and an open window |
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<Rod> | and a questionable set of moral principles |
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<Chris> | that's how lots of Rod's stories start |
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<Rod> | most of them come from "101 Things To Do With A Deaf Girl, An Open Window, And A Questionable Set Of Moral Principles" by Noam Chomsky |
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<John> | One of his lesser-known works. |
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<Rod> | i dont want to spoil the book, but 99 of the 101 things are "Rape her." |
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<Rod> | 101 is the plane and video camera thing |
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<Rod> | you dont want to know about 100. Â it makes 1-99 look like ballroom fucking dancing |
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