| MOONKISSED> | you know if i had a .25 for everytime you people made no sense i'd be rich |
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Quasadu> | moon: If I had 10 cents for everytime a man in a spacesuit came up behind me, gave me a weggie and said he loved me, i'd have forty cents |
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