| <cyborgd17> | this is fucked up, i hadn't jerked for about 1 week *out of boredom :l* and all these girls start flirting with me for some reason, then i finally free up some room in the ol' nutsack and i'm a loveless geek again! no-one comes near me....masturbation sends out bad vibes! |
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<twistoliver> | you're such a fucktard, don't you know everytime that you masturbate, god kills a kitten |
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<hellyeh15> | yeh, you must of killed their cats |
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<cyborgd17> | that makes sense, cuz i've killed enough kittens to make a kitten bridge to the moon...and back |
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<jonbridgenash> | wait wait wait...hold up.....girls? |
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