| <jimx> | Two families move from Lebanon to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win. |
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<jimx> | A year later they meet again: |
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<jimx> | The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?" |
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<jimx> | The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead." |
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<Fiery_isles> | haha |
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<Tarrasque> | hahaah |
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