| <GroZZleR> | In Sicily, two elderly Italian men are walking down the street when they accidently bump into eachother. |
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<GroZZleR> | In a thick Italian accent, the eldest man says, "Gustavo, is that you? I haven't seen you in years! Â How are you my friend? Â What are you up to?" |
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<GroZZleR> | "My friend, I haven't seen you in many years, but I must be going. I am writing a test for American citizenship. I am moving to America my friend, just as we always dreamed." the other man replies. |
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<GroZZleR> | "That's wonderful! Simply wonderful! I wish you much luck my friend!" |
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<GroZZleR> | So the two part ways. A week or so later, the same two men are walking down the street, when they once again bump into eachother. |
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<GroZZleR> | "Gustavo, my old friend! Come, let us go for lunch and talk for a while. How did your test go, my friend?" |
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<GroZZleR> | To which the new American citizen replies: "Get out of my way you stupid wop." |
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