| <Lynxis> | so i was outside today.. |
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<Lynxis> | i seen this bird chasing after this a butterfly |
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<Lynxis> | my first thought was that the bird was probably trying to rape the butterfly |
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<Lynxis> | then my second thought was maybe the butterfly was playing hard to get |
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<Lynxis> | and my third thought was "Wow, I must really hang out in the wrong places on the internet." |
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