| <Pinkie2> | some guy pissed me off today so i sat on my scanner to send him picture of my ass and the glass broke i just got back from getting 15 stictches |
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<Louey> | pinkie you serious? |
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<Pinkie2> | yup |
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<Dk__> | lol |
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<Louey> | and what was your excuse at the hospital? |
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<Dk__> | you had a really bad day |
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<Pinkie2> | sittin on one cheek right now |
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<Pinkie2> | i told em i sat on a drinkin glass my kid put on chir |
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<Louey> | ahhh |
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<Dk__> | we'll probably be seeing flatbeds with weight restrictions now on |
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<Dk__> | or warning labels, do not sit on glass |
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<Pinkie2> | hehe |
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<Pinkie2> | im gonna sue |
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<Louey> | and now your out a scanner and no retribution for the fuck who made you sit on your scanner |
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<Pinkie2> | next time i will just shit on the scanner and send that to him |
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<Dk__> | ROFL |
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<Dk__> | good idea |
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<Louey> | haha |
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<lKorombos> | Pinkie2 Sometimes man, it is best to remain quiet and thought a fool, than to do what you did, open your mouth and remove all doubt! |
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<Dk__> | heh |
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<Louey> | kor=confuscious |
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<Dk__> | a inspirational quote from kor |
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