| rej3cter13> | To all those applying to college, PLEASE do not write ANYTHING like the following in your college essay! As fun as they are to read... |
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rej3cter13> | "The boat glided across the lake as gracefully and smoothly as a bowling ball wouldn't." |
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rej3cter13> | "...and he realized he loved her. Every time he heard her voice he thought he heard bells, like the sound of a dump truck backing up." |
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rej3cter13> | "She was as tall as a 6 foot 3 inch tree." |
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rej3cter13> | I believe I made my point. |
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