| <remROM> | hmmmm, a pretty girl once sat next to me in the computer room then sneezed. |
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<remROM> | I said "gbless you" and she said "thanks". Then she sneezed again and I blessed her. THen she blew her nose. Then sneezed again. Then a guy came by and she left with him. Then 2 days later i had the flu. |
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<remROM> | I guess i could brag that she gave me a disease. |
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<remROM> | and oraly transmitted disease at that. |
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