| <yogurt1> | dude, the saddest thing happend today. My mom woke me up at fucking 9 in the morning, cause our garbage can blew open and spread it all around the street. So I throw on clothes and go out to clean. It takes me fucking 2 hours to finish it. Then some punk kid comes by and kicks it over, and it all blows away again. I go up to this kid and I say "You stupud fuck clean it" this punk ass kid says to me "haha fuck that". |
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<yogurt1> | I couldn't hear him because I had earmuffs but I knew thats what the kid says. So after mouthing off I punch the kid in the face and walk home. like an hour later the kids mom comes to the door and says shes going to sue me for punching...her 13 year old daughter. |
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<benji443> | HAHA LMAO! |
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<jiirco> | ROFL YOU PUNCHED A GIRL!!!!!!!!! |
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<yogurt1> | She was wearing a hat and a hood for fuck sakes! |
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