<Hotwire> | Crap. i hate having the flu. |
<Bananarama> | y? |
<Hotwire> | i sneezed, banged my head on the table, knocked my coffee over onto my keyboard then as i picked the cup and what coffee was left in it, i sneezed again, and dropped the mug right onto my nuts. |
<Hotwire> | 'WARNING! Illness can cause sterility' |
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