| <Feeldeath> | Man i had a bad day !!! |
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<Formin> | o great =( what happened? |
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<Feeldeath> | well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of |
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<Formin> | hahaha o god |
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<Feeldeath> | thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand and a porn mag in the other. |
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<Formin> | lmao |
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