| <johno> | yeh not alot just finished cleaning and doin laundry. |
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<jess> | hahaha ok |
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<johno> | yuh |
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<johno> | theres no women around for me to yell at them to do it so i have to be the last resort |
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<johno> | i yell at myself to do it |
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<johno> | hit myself around the room |
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<johno> | then start sobbing as i mop the floor with my bloodied hair |
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<jess> | wtf seriously who the fuck are you |
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<jess> | thats fucked up who says that shit |
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<johno> | yeah good point the blood WOULD make the floor worse. |
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<johno> | thanks. |
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quit: johno (teaching that bitch how to clean properly) |
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