| <philosophiliac> | lol this arvo some guy started quoting the 2nd amendment at a teacher after knocking some crow out of a tree |
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<MissBitch> | hahahahaha |
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<philosophiliac> | with a shoe |
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<MissBitch> | ... |
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<philosophiliac> | seriously he goes |
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<philosophiliac> | "the 2nd amendment states that all citizens have the right and obligation to bear arms" |
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<philosophiliac> | "and shoes" |
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<MissBitch> | lol |
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<philosophiliac> | "we made it very clear to those terrorists that we would tolerate no more attacks" |
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<philosophiliac> | and lockie here just got shat on" |
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<MissBitch> | HAHAHAHAHAHHA |
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<philosophiliac> | we have decided it is time to attack with neccessary force to show the crows that we mean business" |
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<MissBitch> | lol |
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<philosophiliac> | if they hit us" |
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<philosophiliac> | we hit back |
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<philosophiliac> | HARD |
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<philosophiliac> | with whatever comes to hand |
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<MissBitch> | im holding my nose so i dont burst out laughing here |
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<philosophiliac> | and we cannot be held responsable for a war they started |
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<MissBitch> | HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA |
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<philosophiliac> | in the war on crowism, ur either with us |
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<philosophiliac> | or ur against us |
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<MissBitch> | hahahahahahaha |
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<MissBitch> | thats just so hilarious |
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<philosophiliac> | oh yeah |
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<philosophiliac> | the teacher was in hysterics |
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<philosophiliac> | but the guy got a detention neway |
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<MissBitch> | hahahaha |
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<MissBitch> | oh well |
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<MissBitch> | woulda bn worth it! |
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<philosophiliac> | yeah |
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<philosophiliac> | we were basically on the ground we were laughing so hard |
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<MissBitch> | hahahahaha |
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<philosophiliac> | and he didn't crack up once |
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<philosophiliac> | and as the teacher leads him away he goes |
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<MissBitch> | if i didnt want to wake my parents, id b killin myself laughin |
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<philosophiliac> | "u can lock me up, but this war is a neccessary one" |
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<MissBitch> | oooooooooooooh |
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<MissBitch> | lol |
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<philosophiliac> | "and one that will be contnued by freedom loving students with shoes everywhere" |
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<MissBitch> | HAHAHAHHAHA ROFLMAO |
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