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<kurai> | Gah. Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it. |
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<kurai> | Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters. |
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<kurai> | The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)... |
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<kurai> | So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !" |
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<kurai> | Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard. |
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<Pikachu> | ? ! I don't go down on pppl !! |
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<kurai> | SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ? |
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<kurai> | What a pointless life - top yourself right now. |
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*** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout) |
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<basto> | Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin' |
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