| <&ScaryLptp> | on my blackberry I have a turret voice from Portal that says "preparing to dispense product" when I get email for one account. I just stepped up to a urinal beside 2 people and had it go off and I couldn't stop laughing. surprised I didn't piss all over myself. |
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<&ScaryLptp> | unzip, "preparing to dispense product" |
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