| <alisdair> | woah, my hardly used email account tells me I can lose 21 lbs in 7 days |
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<alisdair> | I could be 142 lbs by next friday! |
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<cevik> | alis: I myself am going to get 3 to 4 more inches of penis |
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<@Technogeek> | I'm going to get a herbal Viagra substitute. |
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<alisdair> | it contains lipotropic fat burners |
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<Etochort> | Im going to get a dick so big that it will rip girls holes apart. |
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<@Technogeek> | Which amounts to the same thing, really. |
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<Selfloathing> | those hot teenage co-eds are waiting for me. |
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<Etochort> | and then some chick is waiting for a facial. |
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<Taerkar> | Along with the rich African families. |
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<Taerkar> | who need help with their money |
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