| <er> | So a Mafia boss is on his death bed, and he calls his grandson over |
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<er> | and he says, "Son, I'd like you to have my gold-plated revolver." |
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<er> | But the son replies, "You know, grandpa, I don't really like guns. Â Can I have your Rolex watch instead?" |
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<er> | The boss says, "Listen to me, son. Â Some day, you'll be boss of the family, have a beautiful wife and a big house. |
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<er> | And then, one day, you come home and your wife's in the arms of another man. |
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<er> | What are you going to do, point to your Rolex and say, 'Time's Up'?" |
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