| * scooter mails the fist of death to one of the sales guys |
<~scooter> | he calls up and asks "how is the project for $client going?" |
<~scooter> | uhh, i have no idea what you are talking about. Â in fact, i don't see that we ever got a request for $client to build anything. Â the status is that you never entered a request. |
<~scooter> | "*clickety* *clickety* you should have one now." |
<~scooter> | i look and see "build a project for $client per the phone conversation we're having now" |
<~scooter> | "what's the status on it?" |
<~scooter> | i bit the end of the phone and cracked it |
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