| <Zemyla> | Did I tell you about what my friend Joe did in auto shop? |
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<Zemyla> | He was working with an arc welder, and the welder tip got stuck to the metal. |
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<Zemyla> | He knew this was a bad thing, so he grabs a hammer and hits the metal to get the tip off. |
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<Zemyla> | Then when he pulls back, lightning arcs from the metal to the hammer. |
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<Zemyla> | The teacher notices this, and yells, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" |
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<Zemyla> | And Joe bellows, "I AM THOR!", brandishes the hammer, and shocks the fuck out of the guy next to him. |
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