| <Helix> | fuck |
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<Helix> | my back right tire is flat |
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<Helix> | this is lame |
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<Owashawa> | change it and put the spare on |
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<Owashawa> | problem solved |
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<Helix> | then i have to change it |
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<Helix> | and its cold |
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<Helix> | and wet and shit |
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<irn> | You fucking girl |
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<irn> | get out there |
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<irn> | What if your wife's water broke and you had to take her to hospital, eh? |
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<Helix> | it'd make it |
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<Helix> | besides, that's what ambulances are for |
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<irn> | what if your vehicle IS the ambulance? |
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<Helix> | ill know a thing or two about assiting birth |
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<Helix> | besides, im gay and exempt from your question |
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<irn> | What if your boyfriend got stuck in an inflatable suit during a balloon fetish romp? |
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<Helix> | id masterbate until i passed out |
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