| <Dan> | So here are two pyros comparing burn stories.. is this like the proverbial whipping out of the cocks, except for pyros? |
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* time lapse * |
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<Jace> | in chemistry class we were using bunsen burners, i took out a penny and decided to melt it |
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<Dan> | SWEET ASS |
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<Jace> | it was very sweet until i decided to cool it down in a beaker of what i thought was water |
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<Dan> | ..oh fuck |
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<Jace> | i mean the penny was melted...and i dumped it into a beaker of HCl |
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<Dan> | OH FUCK AND A HALF. |
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<Jace> | not only did it make a loud enough noise cooling itself down and getting everyones attention, but because of the heat change, and the fact that it was HCl, the beaker broke, spilling HCl, now hot because of the penny, all over. So it started eating away the table and floor and my lab coat. |
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<Dan> | Somehow I think your cock is bigger than mine. |
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