| <Dan> | I was at a funeral |
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<Saria> | catholics suck.. |
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<Dan> | And I was drinking a pop |
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<Dan> | And for some stupid reason... the holy water was plugged into an electrical socket |
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<Dan> | So the wire was just kinda hanging out |
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<Saria> | so do pentecostals |
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<Dan> | So I trip on it... land in the holy water, spilling this brown pop in the holy water |
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<Saria> | lol |
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<Saria> | :/ |
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<lophyte> | LOL |
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<lophyte> | awesome |
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<Dan> | I look down and said "Whoa.. it's holy crap!" |
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<lophyte> | LMAO |
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<lophyte> | HAHAHA |
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<Saria> | LOL |
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<Dan> | Never saw the inside of that church again... |
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