| <sEcretz> | my friends who are "sleeping" now in the house screwed me |
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<sEcretz> | they dont know i have a keylogger on |
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<sEcretz> | and i can read that they went and signed on my email |
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<sEcretz> | then on my msn and were like "I fuckn 0wn you biatches" and im like omg.... thats my sister! |
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<sEcretz> | now while they are sleeping. i signed on thier email. sent messages to services@secret.gov and it was like "Im an arabian terrorist. i will bomb the internet! i have coded a /etc/bomb that will deactive in /uptime seconds! bewarn. this is the last message" |
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<sEcretz> | that will teach them not to log on my laptop :( |
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<icenix> | hey, doesnt that log your ip? |
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<sEcretz> | fuck. |
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