| <don> | bruce lee could fight all of the batmans (batmen?...) at once and he doesn't need any fancy gadets or a car or even a shirt |
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<don> | just a wooden pole and some really cheesy zooms |
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<don> | and whooshing noises when he punches |
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<don> | that's not sound effects |
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<don> | that's the air, scared of his fists, jumping out of the way |
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<don> | there was literally no air resistance when that man moved |
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<don> | it's a well known fact that every major earthquake in the 70's is attributable directly to the earth trying to get away from bruce lee |
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