| <_Brat> | I dreamt that my cat had become unsatisfied with all the love and affection that I gave her and that she started looking online at cat "personals", which are really just pages and pages of people's hands in the "cat petting" position, with profile information like "looking for a loving cat to stroke" "SWM Â looking for classy cat", etc. etc. |
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<_Brat> | It ended up with me getting on my knees and promising that I'd give her twice as much attention. |
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<_Brat> | :( Then I woke up. |
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