| <Jake> | so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online |
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<Jake> | we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet |
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<Jake> | but she wanted a picture |
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<Jake> | so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine) |
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<Jake> | she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'" |
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<Jake> | bummer |
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<Jake> | so i say |
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<Jake> | well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs |
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<Jake> | she says you can afford a trainer/chef |
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<Jake> | i say yeah |
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<Jake> | she changes her mind about meeting |
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<Jake> | i tell her to go fuck herself |
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